I'm happy I could cause a bit of destressing laughter on the board. The best thing you brides can do is to keep your sense of humor and learn to laugh at life and yourselves a little.
The really odd thing was that these were actually forwarded to me in one of those really annoying forwards you get from friends and family who put you on their mailing list. You know the ones, we all get them and wonder how we can ask to stop receiving these while not offending the sender. Then, all of a sudden, there is this question on my forum - same day. Freaky irony! Top Wedding Questions Forum Moderator - "Write your sorrows in the sand, your blessings in stone".
If you legally hyphenate your name, you can be addressed exactly as you wish to be addressed. You wouldn't be addressed as Jones, if your legal name is not Smith-Jones. It is your choice.